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Apr 18, 2005 6:49pm

Who's Your Inner Rock Star?
your inner rock star is Lenny Kravitz!


The rock star part of you is all Lenny Kravitz--a sexy powerhouse and unbridled megastar. Equal parts funk, soul, and psychedelia, you and Lenny embody one fundamental principle: Let Love Rule. You're a smooth, sensual persona--backed up by undying professional success--people can't get enough of you, especially the ladies. Because you're a wild passionate soul, no one is ever sure what you're likely to do next--jump off the stage or don a feather cape--but whatever it is, it's sure to please the crowd. So keep it loose and feed your inner Lenny!

Apr 18, 2005 6:45pm

What Kind of Party Animal Are You?

You're not fooling anyone, you amorous, seductive Wolf. When you walk into a party, you're on the lookout for one thing -- a nice little sheep to sweet-talk. You make the rounds, talking to friends and assessing your odds with all the "potentials" in the room before making your move. You trust in your devil-may-care ways and predator's smile to take care of the rest. Of course, if there aren't any likely candidates, you still know how to have a good time. You count on your friends like a wolf counts on his packmates, and you never consider an evening lost that you've spent drinking and joking with your buddies.

You may have adult Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD), a condition your doctor can help treat. Take a brief screener to find out if you may have the symptoms

What a giggle ADD HA!!! As if I....... excuxe me ive gotta go....

Apr 18, 2005 6:42pm

you're a Risk-Taking Rebel

So maybe you're not exactly a rebel without a cause James Dean-style, but you've definitely got a wild side. While you may not necessarily mean to stir up trouble, there's no denying that it can be a blast to try something new and bring a little adventure into the mix.

The upside of all this risk-taking is that people find you fearless and fun. Any time is a good time when you're there to make things happen, from tracking down a party to exploring a new city. Gutsy and unpredictable, you can turn even the most boring events into adventures. And you don't mind taking a chance or causing a little trouble to make things more exciting. Madonna would be proud.

Mar 10, 2005 4:58pm

.....and the world wept at the loss of another great mind
did you know something we didnt?

Jan 13, 2005 6:41pm

You Are Scary



You even scare scary people sometimes!


How scary are you?

Jan 13, 2005 6:26pm

You Know You Drink Too Much When...


Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.

The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.

The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar

When you go to donate blood and they ask what proof?

You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and Hotties.

You have a "happy hour" at home

When you are sober, people ask you what's wrong?

You spend all night making a board game called Alcohol Land

Although you drove home the other night you can't remember how you got home or where you parked your car

"Hi ocifer. I'm not under the affluence of incohol."

Your favorite drink is ethanol.

"Why does everybody think I have a prinking droblem?! - I don't have a prinking droblem!"

"I don't have a drinking prob..pleb..prub.. *hic* Pash me another, tarbender."

You can spend a whole night holding up walls to prevent their (your) collapse.

You instinctively know where the alcohol is in a store you've never been in before

Clubs raise their drink prices because you haven't attended in a while

You think beer and ramen make a good breakfast

You frequently urinate outdoors.

When you first wake up and you're afraid you're gonna die and a half-hour later you're afraid you won't.

You fall asleep taking a dump.

You believe that spilling a beer is alcohol abuse.

You go to the john to hurl, but you take your beer with you.

You find it's easier to study drunk.

You're on a first name basis at the detoxification center.

Beer ads make sense.

You wake up to the sound of your dog drinking out of the toilet and you're so dry that it sounds mighty thirst quenching.

You wake

Jan 13, 2005 3:46pm

I WENT AND HURT MYSELF TODAY, TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL. I FOCUS ON THE PAIN, THE ONLY THING THAT IS REAL. THE NEEDLE TEARS A HOLE, THAT OLD FAMILIAR STING TRY TO KILL IT ALL AWAY, BUT I REMEMBER EVERYTHING.WHAT HAVE I BECOME, MY SWEETEST FRIEND? EVERYONE I KNOW GOES AWAY IN THE END. YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL, MY EMPIRE OF DIRT, I WILL LET YOU DOWN, I WILL MAKE YOU HURT. I WEAR MY CROWN OF SHIT UPON MY LIARS CHAIR, FULL OF BROKEN THOUGHTS THAT I CANNOT REPAIR. BENEATH THE STAIN OF TIME, THE FEELING DISAPPEARS, YOU ARE SOMEONE ELSE AND I AM STILL RIGHT HERE. IF I COULD START AGAIN, A MILLION MILES
AWAY, I WOULD KEEP MYSELF, I WOULD FIND A WAY

What cant ya say bout these for lyrics.... my favourite song of all time...

Jan 9, 2005 2:41pm

.....and welcome back to the work thing after a not long enought break.......

Dec 16, 2004 2:13pm

Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence



You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well.
An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly.
You are also good at remembering information and convicing someone of your point of view.
A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary.

You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator.



What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?

Dec 14, 2004 7:12pm

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